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Branson, MO, us
About me:
Welcome To My Profile Page, Everyone Is Welcome. Do You Know What Time It Is? First & For Most, I Love Life. I've Never Been More Happy With The Person I Am Than Any Other Time Period In My Life. I Had Some Real Real Lows & I've Been Able To Steady Myself. Living Each Day As A Gift Is The Only Way To Live Life. I'm Divorced. My Family Is From St. Jerome Quebec. My Dad Raised Me By Himself. He's The One Person I Look Up, I Would Turn To If I Was In Trouble & I Would KILL For. I Mean This Line Just To Tell You That My Dad Means The World To Me.Whenever I Meet Someone I Always Ask Them Do You Know What Time It Is? That Was Meant To Be Funny. Me & My Dad Own Rental Properties In The Area We Live In. So, I've Been Able To Really Not Have To Work 6 Years Now. I Love The St. Louis Cardinals. I Live & Die Cardinal Baseball. My Favorite College Football Team Is The Sooners. My Favorite Pro Football Team Is The Colts & Dolphins. I'm Amateur Horticulturist. I Love Cartoons Old & New ( HuckleBerry Hound, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, SeaLab 2010, Ana maniacs & Simpsons ), I Love To Watch History Channel, National Geographic, History International, Discovery, Discovery I.D. & Science, I Collect Beer Steins, Bobble-Heads, High Times Magazines ( Since 1999 ), Lave Lamps, Figurine Castles, Tin Signs & Magnets. I'm Culturally Conservative But I Believe In The Legalization Of Marijuana. I Like Funny & Crude T-Shirts. I Admit I Have A Shoe Fetish. I Am A Goof Ball & I Love To Kid & Be Kidded. I Love Anything Funny. I Love Rock N' Roll & Southern Rock. I Love The Guitar Solo & Wish More Groups Today Would Use The Guitar Solo. My All Time Favorite Group Is Lynyrd Skynyrd. I Love Ronnie Van Zant & Wish He Was Still On This Earth Writing Great Songs. What A Great Song Writer He Was. He Was A Great Singer To, Not Enough People Relieze How Great Lynyrd Skynyrd Was Live. Awesome Just Awesome Also, If You Get To Know Me You'll Find I'm Very Laid Back & Don't Ever Like To Talk Politics & Religion. On Both Of Those, I Have Very Strong Opinions. Personal Though I Would Rather Disagree Privately With A Friend Than Constantly Argue About Your Beliefs. People Are Gonna Believe What They Want & Nothing I Say Would Change Their Minds. In My Life I Have Lost A Lot Of Really Good Friends For Really Stupid Reasons & Now I'm In My Early 30's, I Don't Want That.
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Favorite Music:
Beatles Ten Years After Moody Blues Donovan Black Oak Arkansas Stevie Ray Vaughn Led Zepplin Pink Floyd Robin Trower Blach Sabbath Alice Cooper My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult Skinny Puppy Depeche Mode Jane's Addiction Porno For Pyros Ministry Revolting Cocks Linkin Park Jimi Hendrix White Zombie Slayer Godsmack Anthrax KMFDM DMX Gheto Boys The Game Eminem Puddle Of Mud Bad Company Foreigner Greatful Dead Funkadelic Doors Beach Boys The HighwayMen Iggy Pop Bob Marley Chuck Berry BB King Husker Du The Cure Pixies Faith No More Alice In Chains Nirvana Soundgarden Audioslave Misfits Danzig Dio Too Short Jay-Z Beastie Boys AC/DC Allman Brothers Yardbirds Cream The Kinks Korn 38. Special ZZ Top Molly Hatchet Humble Pie Canned Heat Rossington - Collins Band Jethro Tull Lynyrd Skynyrd
Favorite TV Shows:
St. Louis Cardinal Baseball Games Simpsons American Dad Family Guy The Mentalist NCIS Law & Order Law & Order : Crimnal Intent Bones The Unit Criminal Minds C.S.I. C.S.I. New York Fringe Futurama South Park Venture Brothers AquaTeen Hunger Force Psych Office Lie To Me HuckleBerry Hound P.T.I. Around The Horn SportsCenter GangLand The Universe Suvivorman Nova The New Adventures Of The Old Christine Big Bang Theory How I Met Your Mother Tpo Cat Seinfeld
Favorite Movies:
Sin City American Beauty Pulp Fiction Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas Taxi Driver Scarface The Graduate Full Metal Jacket Heat Boogie Nights Jackie Brown Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind American Psycho 300 Menace II Society Night Of The Living Dead Porky's What's Eating Gilbert Grape Office Space Dazed & Confused Yellow Submarine Easy Rider Reefer Madness Texas Chainsaw Massacre Rounders The Crow Kill Bill 1 & 2 The Nightmare Before Christamas CaddyShack Training Day
Favorite Quotes:
"I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved. " George Gobel "Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing." Sean Williamson "I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead." Tommy Chong "I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs." Robert Downey Jr. "You don't know a women till you've met her in court." Norman Mailer "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." Will Rodgers "You are special. No matter what your parole officer says." FlowerChild "Happiness is good health and a bad memory." Ingrid Bergman "A day without laughter is a day wasted." Charlie Chaplin "I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me." Hunter S Thompson. "Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen "In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem." GEORGE CARLIN "My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often." Emo Philips "Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time." Catherine Zandonella. "I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on." Oscar Levant
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My Blog

OK, This Is Just One Story From Me Working In A Grocery Store. At The Point I Had Worked Myself To The Night Manager. At Night I Had The Run Of The Store In The Winter Time. It Was So Fucking Great. There Were These Whip Cream Cannisters & People Would Suck The Aorosol Out. I Had Never Done It Before. Being A Person Who Is Always Up For Anything, I Tried It. It Was Just An OK High. Sikilar To Huffing Gas But Would Last 15 To 20 Minutes Longer. The Shitty Thing Is Once You Use The Can For...
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St. Louis Cardinal Photos & Other Bangin Photos

This Is The Cardinals Winning The World Series In 2006. Man, No One Thought They Could Do It & We Did. How Fuckin Sweet. We Beat The Detroit Tigers 4 Games To 1. David Eckstein Was MVP. That Was The Cardinals 9th Overall Title, Second Only To The Team Thats Spending Is Ruining Baseball. The Shitty Yankees. St. Louis Cardinals Rule !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! St. Louis Cardinals Rule !!!! St. Louis Cardinals Rule !!!! St. Louis Cardinals Rule !!!! St. Louis Cardinals Rule !!!! St. Louis Cardinals Rule !!!! St. Louis Cardinals Rules !!!!
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Posonal Creeds To Live By

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It's Better To Be Pissed Off Than Pissed On.


If You're Not Wasted, The Day Is!
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Do I look like a fucking people person?

Hard Work Never Killed Anyone, But Why Chance It.

24 Hours In A Day, 24 Beers In A Case. Concidence ? I Think Not !

Sometimes Too Much To Drink Isn't Enough.

God Made Pot, Man Made Beer. Who Do You Trust . image image image image image image image image image

I Need Someone Really Bad. Are You Really Bad.

Don't Sweat The Petty Things, Pet The Sweaty Things.

If Something Worth Doing, It Has Already Been Done.

I Was Only Looking At You Nametag, For Real. image image image image image image image image image

Tell Your Tits To Stop Staring At My Eyes. image image image image image image image image image image image

It's Not Whether You Win Or Lose, But How You Place The Blame.

Friends Don't Let Friends Take Home Ugly People.

Discourage Inbreeding , Ban Country Music. image image image image image image image image image image

The Buck Doesn't Even Slow Down Here, Keep Going.

The problem with instant gratification is that it takes too long....................................................
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Fuck My Favorite Brands, These Are Brands I Fucking Hate

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First For Most I HATE THE imageCHICAGO CUBS, They Are The Bane Of My Existence.
First Off I Never Eat Chips-Ahoy Cookies Cause They Taste Like Cardboard, I Love Keebler Cookies
I Never Buy Heinz Products Because Teressa Heinz Gives 10% Of The Company Revenue To The DEMOCRATIC Party.
I Never Eat At Taco Bell, They Don't Give A Fuck If They Make Your Food Crappy, Give Me The Wrong Shit. Fuck Them.
I Never Drink Pepsi. It Is Disgusting. I Drink Coke Zero & If The Grocery Store Is Sold Out Of Coke Zero, I Drink Dr. Pepper. I Suppose Drinking Dr. Pepper Once In A While Is Alright.
Long John Silver Food Stinks, Capitan D's Blows Them Away.
imageKFC Chicken Is The Shittiest Fried Chicken Around.
Coffee Should Be Drank Black & Only Black. Any Other Way & It's Not Coffee.
People Who Don't Like Pulp Fiction Or American Beauty.
Last Point, I Don't Hate Or Despise Democrats Like Some Conservatives I Know Do. I Just Strongly Disagree With Them On Welfare, Health Care, Homeland Defense & Security & Defense Spending. Now I Think Everyone One Can Agree That Everyone One In Washington Needs To Learn Self Controll & Realize The Money They're Spending Isn't Their Money & It's Money Are Country Doesn't Have. At The Rate We Are Devaluing The American Dollar There Will Be No Capital Left For Future Generations. We Are Gonna Have A 9 Trillion Dollar Deficits By 2012. That Is Way To Much & It Keeps Getting Bigger.
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People I Look Up To

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First Is My Dad. He Is The Most Importment Person In The World To Me. He Is Such A Great Person. He's Smart & Sometimes He Doesn't Relieze How Great He Really Is. I Love Him. He's Taught Me A Lot.
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Albert Pujols ( He's My Favorite Baseball Player )
Stan Musial ( He's My All-Time Favorite Baseball Player )
Tommy Chong
Jorge Cervantes ( His Book Taught Me How To Do Things In That Back Corner Of My Basement, Just Kidding )
John Stagliano ( Started Evil Angel DVD's & The Evil Empire Company, He's A God )
Ronnie Van Zant ( One Of The Best Songwriters Of All-Time )

My Media, Be Prepared To ROCK!


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